Women of the world, were you surprised to find that eating two family size packages of Oreos, every day, for two weeks, was not sufficient to persuade the men you encountered to do something else with their hands and their voices? Are you tired of changing clothes but not changing minds? Love Bungle’s Department of Perennial Peeves and Libidinous Lane Changes uses the latest research to structure a personalized program for political involvement and social change. As was noted in the attached article, one million crashes a year result from United Kingdom drivers ogling pedestrians. The time has come for we women to slip on our stockings, pull on our heels, and bounce and glide our way to a new world order – it’s time to put the feminine back in “feminist.” Turn their heads, and men’s focus will follow, is our rallying cry. By shifting the attention of butt grabbers and jeans creamers from women’s bodies to auto bodies, men will be too busy filing insurance claims to be conducting ego-driven wars, and indulging in other forms of domestique and public violence and abuse. Keep men in the collision centers, where they belong, is our motto – and in so doing return to women the privilege of redefining the term “barefoot and pregnant,” making it once again a celebration of the Earth, and a respectful honoring of this species’ continuance. As an integral part of your social change “kit,” in the tradition of fighter pilots who painted a record of their “kills” on the side of their planes, you’ll be given a “Make MY Day,” Purse, which you can use to proclaim to the world how many accidents you’ve caused. Each purse comes with two-dozen, easily attachable, emblematic blue-balls.